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Blind Date 24.8.2019
I had a blind date once. A friend of mine asked take
his g/f's sister. I agreed. So I went her place
get her. When she opened the door she was 5ft tall and weighed
about 350lbs. I thought okay. So we went a nice restaurant.
After sitting down she looked at the menu intently. I thought
okay. Then she said can I pick what I want. I said sure. She
ordered 3 complete meals. The waiter ...
6 Kommentare, 122 Angesehen,
54 Stimmen
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Sense of humor 17.8.2019
relationships where both individuals don’t have a good
sense of humor never seem work. Understand you have
take you relationship serious but making each other laugh
and smile helps build and sustain a good relationship.
4 Kommentare, 43 Angesehen,
26 Stimmen
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booty 7.8.2019
o booty how I chase thee I only did this for my points yee I don't want to trespass I just want to fuck that ass good people i love you with that said throu
1 Kommentare, 30 Angesehen,
25 Stimmen
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Passing gas in the bedroom 31.7.2019
If you have a significant other or a friend with benefits
would it make you laugh if they were to pass gas while having
sex? Some people may find it gross but personally I enjoy
the embarrassment/ humor that comes from the unplanned
moment. Is it really that bad? It seems natural to me. What
do you think?
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points 27.6.2019
points points points points points points
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Peter at the gate. 21.6.2019
comes to gates of Heaven telling Peter about her
husband and their yard, Peter tells her you didn't
need a man , you needed a bull , you are a milking cow.
3 Kommentare, 67 Angesehen,
35 Stimmen
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points 19.6.2019
Points points points points points
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Loosen up 10.6.2019
Getting ready for a meet...loosen up. Remember your here
for fun. Although keeping our nerves in check is not easy.
So lighten up and have the most fun imaginable.
14 Kommentare, 138 Angesehen,
86 Stimmen
,5.03 Gesamtpunktzahl
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points 8.6.2019
for points please ignore
0 Kommentare, 4 Angesehen,
4 Stimmen
,3.63 Gesamtpunktzahl
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points 8.6.2019
for points please ignore
0 Kommentare, 2 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
,1.04 Gesamtpunktzahl
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I like 29.5.2019
I like to do it in public places, but of morbid people ho
like to look, to me as you can see in my photos, I love it...
7 Kommentare, 74 Angesehen,
22 Stimmen
,1.57 Gesamtpunktzahl
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points 28.5.2019
doing for more points points points points
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
,3.70 Gesamtpunktzahl
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Panty hose 16.5.2019
So I ducked this woman I met. See told me discrete, and she
really wanted it bad. Great i hit it hard, and fast, done
in record time. Then she tell me she was a virgin. I say, if
I knew you were a virgin, I would have taken my time with you.
She says, if I knew you were going to take your time, I would
have taken my panty hose off.
1 Kommentare, 56 Angesehen,
36 Stimmen
,2.89 Gesamtpunktzahl
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anyone ever... 4.5.2019
slap a girls ass while your 69ing and then get the weird feeling
like a you just disturbed a bunch of poop particles that
are now falling down onto your face...probably not but
I swear i've felt dusting before and it really pulls
you out of the moment and makes you hesitant to slap that
ass again...
5 Kommentare, 59 Angesehen,
42 Stimmen
,0.93 Gesamtpunktzahl
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points 27.4.2019
points points points points points
1 Kommentare, 16 Angesehen,
10 Stimmen
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points 26.4.2019
doing this for more points
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Said "No Thank You" 8.4.2019
One night, drinking at my friends, I decided to invite a
girl friend over to partake. As the night went on, and her
drooling over me, things started to die down and get quiet.
Just as the room got silent, my girl friend leaned over and
yelled "LET'S FUCK". Me being shy, politely
said "No thank you". The next week, the same
girl friend called me up and asked me if I would ...
5 Kommentare, 121 Angesehen,
49 Stimmen
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What's the funniest thing that's happened to you during sex? 7.4.2019
I once broke the bed right before climax.. went right through
it!
3 Kommentare, 70 Angesehen,
38 Stimmen
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here for the points 20.3.2019
points points points points points points points
0 Kommentare, 2 Angesehen,
2 Stimmen
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Points 17.2.2019
Just here for the points
12 Kommentare, 88 Angesehen,
57 Stimmen
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funny 13.2.2019
whats the funniest thing thats happened to you in public?
0 Kommentare, 40 Angesehen,
25 Stimmen
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discreet? 5.2.2019
funny when you meet someone, they say discreet, and then
get naked? mmmmmm
1 Kommentare, 32 Angesehen,
23 Stimmen
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mothers 9.1.2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
6 Kommentare, 130 Angesehen,
49 Stimmen
,3.43 Gesamtpunktzahl
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mothers 9.1.2019
One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem
in his house. His three were outside, still in
their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes
and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. <br><br>
The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door
to the house. Proceeding into the entry, he found an even
bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and ...
5 Kommentare, 78 Angesehen,
37 Stimmen
,2.81 Gesamtpunktzahl
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meet you in heaven 9.1.2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
4 Kommentare, 83 Angesehen,
31 Stimmen
,3.53 Gesamtpunktzahl
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meet you in heaven 9.1.2019
After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates
of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet
her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet
table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other
people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw
her and began calling greetings to her — “Hello”
“How are you! We’ve been waiting for ...
1 Kommentare, 45 Angesehen,
23 Stimmen
,3.60 Gesamtpunktzahl
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sex 6.1.2019
https://www.healthywomen.org/content/article/understanding-your-sex-drive-when-one-you-wants-it-more?context=healthcenter/60&context_title=60&context_description=
1 Kommentare, 31 Angesehen,
20 Stimmen
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this story to make you laugh 29.12.2018
a lady goes to a restaurant , the waiter comes , and says ,
can I offer you a beer , she says no no. some wine ? no no , Whisky
?? no no. The waiter says , why ? does it make your legs tremble
? she says , they make me open them
1 Kommentare, 13 Angesehen,
5 Stimmen
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Looking for women that like younger guys 4.12.2018
If you like to chat message on here or six
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Looking for women that like younger guys 4.12.2018
If you like to chat message on here or six
0 Kommentare, 1 Angesehen,
1 Stimmen
,3.70 Gesamtpunktzahl
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