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Husband Down!   15-07-2010

Husband Down



A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans, ' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them, ' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few ...


0 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.25 Score
getdown1st 68 S
213  Artikelen
Corporate shake up   22-03-2009

If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know ...


2 Reacties, 41 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,5.49 Score
rm_Badboytje86 30 M
1  Artikel
Functionerings gesprek..   18-03-2009

Ik, de penis, verzoek bij deze om een salarisverhoging en wel om de volgende redenen:

* Ik verricht lichamelijke arbeid; * Ik werk in grote dieptes; * Bij alles wat ik doe ga ik als eerste met mijn hoofd naar binnen; * Ik heb in de weekenden en met feestdagen geen vrij; * Ik werk in een vochtige omgeving; * Ik krijg overwerk niet betaald; * Ik werk op een donkere werkplek waar weinig tot ...


1 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.80 Score
Badboy86 37 M
0  Artikelen
Vergeet je condooms niet :P   06-03-2009

Een Verhaal met Moraal

Mijn vriendin en ik waren al meer dan een jaar met elkaar en besloten het erop te wagen. De huwelijksdatum werd vastgelegd, maar er was 1 ding dat mij parten bleef spelen, haar bloedmooie zusje.

Mijn toekomstige schoonzusje was 22, droeg ultrakorte minirokjes en liep gewoonlijk zonder beha. Als ze in mijn buurt was, gebeurde het regelmatig dat ze zich ...


4 Reacties, 87 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,5.10 Score
boarend 63 S
1  Artikel
Vleigtuig   03-02-2009

Zit ik laatst in het vliegtuig met naast mij een vrouw. Ik vraag haar of zij misschien voor het raam wil zitten. Waarop zij zegt: Nee dankjewel ik ben op vakantie


3 Reacties, 141 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.98 Score
rm_bigbulletje 44 M
2  Artikelen
clubhuis   13-11-2008

Weetje wat het kleinste clubhuis ter wereld is ?







Een condoom, er kan maar één lid in......... ........................................................................................................ en hij moet nog staan ook !!!



( erg flauw maar dat moet kunnen niet ? )


0 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.25 Score
humorist1 49 M
1  Artikel
enkeltje afrika   03-11-2006

Er zit een meisje in een café nogal sip te kijken en te zuchten. Een jongen gaat naar haar toe, en vraagt wat er aan de hand is. 'Nou, ' zegt het meisje, 'ik zou zo graag mijn zus eens bezoeken in Zuid-Afrika, maar de bootreis is veel te duur.' 'O, maar dat komt goed uit, ' zegt de jongen, 'want ik ben matroos. Ik wil je best in mijn plunjezak het schip op smokkelen.' 'Dat zou geweldig ...


1 Reacties, 209 Bezichtigingen, 23 Stemmen ,4.76 Score
rm_lovery65 58 M
2  Artikelen
stijve nek   30-08-2006

twee manne komen elkaar tegen, zegt de een tegen de ander: ik heb een stijve nek. Vraagt de andere:hoe komt dt? Ik heb een viagra genomen? De ander kijkt hem vragend aan???? Ik ben wel vergeten hem door te slikken!!!!
Haha


0 Reacties, 75 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,1.67 Score
rm_mrbebe4u 67 M
11  Artikelen
Carnaval   04-04-2006

Er komt een spiernaakte vrouw een cafe binnenlopen. De kastelein zegt: "Mevrouw, wat komt u doen?" Zegt ze: "Ik kom voor het carnaval." "Maar voor het carnaval moet je je toch verkleden?" Zegt ze: "Nou, dat is m'n kleding." Zegt de kastelein: "Wie ben je dan wel?" Zegt ze: "Ik? Ik ben Adam." "Adam? En je hebt helemaal geen pielemoos..." Zegt ze: "Nee, maar die krijg ik wel als ik ...


2 Reacties, 199 Bezichtigingen, 27 Stemmen ,2.50 Score
rm_mrbebe4u 67 M
11  Artikelen
Op de camping   04-04-2006

Drie vrouwen zijn op de camping in de kantine geweest. Ze hebben een borreltje op en lopen gearmd terug naar de caravan. Onderweg struikelen ze bijna over een stomdronken kerel die op de grond ligt. Zegt de eerste vrouw: "Nou, dat is mijn Jan niet, want dat zie ik aan z'n oren." Zegt de tweede vrouw: "Nou, dat is mijn Piet niet, want dat zie ik aan z'n neus." De derde vrouw maakt de ...


3 Reacties, 194 Bezichtigingen, 23 Stemmen ,3.24 Score
TantricLove27 36 M
1  Artikel
Just for points   21-11-2021

👍


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
Blueb0y67 63 M
8  Artikelen
Meeting on a train   02-10-2021

A couple of bi curious guys met on BBWMatchMate, they chatted for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch box. <br><br> They came across each other on the train sitting next to each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to fuck you now", the other ...


0 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
Blueb0y67 63 M
8  Artikelen
Paddy & Mick go hunting....   02-10-2021

Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's & Bi curious but also married so neither could host, they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion from their wives. <br><br> Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared "this will do nicely get your cock ...


0 Reacties, 33 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,5.20 Score
afl0ribama1 54 M
3  Artikelen
Something new something different   25-08-2021

After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp, clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp, clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk. Once ...


0 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.12 Score
Otis_Good 71 M
18  Artikelen
Bad Luck   02-05-2021

An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have experienced some bad luck." <br><br> "Yes, " the other ...


0 Reacties, 96 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,4.12 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Artikelen
How do you get a Nun pregnant   22-04-2021

You fuck her!


0 Reacties, 38 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
Squirt_Professor 70 S
40  Artikelen
Shark lesions.   31-03-2021

The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The son, excited followed ...


2 Reacties, 114 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
Ravenloft01 37 M
1  Artikel
They say this is how it works   07-02-2021

They say you do this for .. I hope its true


0 Reacties, 36 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen
Not coming back   29-01-2021

She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup. And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't. She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she is coming back.


1 Reacties, 54 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.02 Score
sweetlysassy10 56 V
4  Artikelen
Just for points, that all   22-01-2021

Just for , that all


2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Sally   05-01-2021

Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing his penis while on the playground that morning. Before the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty .


1 Reacties, 85 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,4.50 Score
Points   23-12-2020

Just for points, that all


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,5.20 Score
how many times do you tickle an octopus   21-12-2020

10 tickles


1 Reacties, 38 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
the interview   08-12-2020

a man is called into the interview from the waiting room and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end, the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me? The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased, the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...


0 Reacties, 147 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,3.80 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Artikelen
The Man   03-12-2020

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Reacties, 132 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Artikelen
The Man   03-12-2020

A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner you're going upstairs with me, and ...


0 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
Bigjay5847 49 M
1  Artikel
Speeding Ticket   26-11-2020

A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets all his legal documents together. The ...


3 Reacties, 166 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.37 Score
aLexbiss000 35 M
1  Artikel
Funny one 🤔😂   03-11-2020

There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷‍♂️ <br><br> [image]...


1 Reacties, 66 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,0.49 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
blonde wife   22-09-2020

One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through... So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br> <br><br> A week later while they ...


2 Reacties, 188 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,5.08 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Turn about is fair play   22-09-2020

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...


1 Reacties, 128 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.63 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
WALMART   22-09-2020

Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "why can't you people just ...


0 Reacties, 83 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,5.20 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Catholic school girls   22-09-2020

A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? ' She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...


1 Reacties, 105 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,4.50 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Blond Jokes   22-09-2020

Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got black hair down there...the other responds with a smile - You think I am everywhere? <br><br> <br><br> <br><br> Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? <br><br> They went to see "Closed for the ...


0 Reacties, 60 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Potentially and Realistically   22-09-2020

For a project a went up to his father and said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask ...


0 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Politics explained   22-09-2020

A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this >way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...


0 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
>Guys' Rules   22-09-2020

> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...


0 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
rdw1000 52 M
9  Artikelen
Your Holiness   22-09-2020

After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like to drive today.” ...


0 Reacties, 55 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
TonyDa1212 60 M
1  Artikel
What Time Is It?   02-09-2020

Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while, the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br> They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask him. "Excuse me sir, ...


2 Reacties, 112 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
DocManther 56 M
4  Artikelen
O.J. Simpson   26-08-2020

I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Artikelen
WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER??   18-08-2020

Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles !


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
jlscranton 34 M
1  Artikel
today!?   08-08-2020

knock knock


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Bhard987 63 M
1  Artikel
What do you call a   07-08-2020

What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
celebration   20-06-2020

I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne 5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them, and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?" I replied " of. First blow job." He smiled "Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...


1 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
work like joke   04-06-2020

work like joke


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
What did the fist say to the face   02-06-2020

Pow right on the kisser


1 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
DocManther 56 M
4  Artikelen
What's the difference between a rock and a dead hooker?   29-04-2020

You can't fuck a rock, !


1 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artikelen
Pub   21-04-2020

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub <br><br> Those were the days.......


0 Reacties, 96 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,4.77 Score
cozzycouple 66 S
105  Artikelen
Addiction   19-04-2020

I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but I turned myself around.


2 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
Clodiusthefirst 77 M
23  Artikelen
Deer joke No2   10-04-2020

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still no idea....


0 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.94 Score
Physics   07-04-2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The bartender says...for you, no charge.


3 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.82 Score
Physics   07-04-2020

A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the bartender says for you....no charge.


1 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
RLRlick 63 M
21  Artikelen
people in a bar / Club   24-03-2020

in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight . BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br> . Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur . >>! happym; happyf;


2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.96 Score
Ha   23-03-2020

Life is a dick <br><br> But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
SFnativeguy69 57 M
1  Artikel
When Michael Jackson was alive....   14-03-2020

Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart? <br><br> He heard that Boy's pants were half off!


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.43 Score
parachute school   09-03-2020

a man comes home from army parachute . his friends all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking. he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...


4 Reacties, 250 Bezichtigingen, 14 Stemmen ,5.86 Score
little girls.......   23-02-2020

why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br> because they dont have balls to scratch


3 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.10 Score
I don't think she is laughing...   19-02-2020

I got a laugh out of this..


0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.16 Score
How bad   19-02-2020

Yeah it's a trick question lol


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.04 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artikelen
Storm Dennis   16-02-2020

I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday


2 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
TOO MUCH TO DRINK   13-02-2020

After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly left. A short time later the man came in the back door and seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave. Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...


5 Reacties, 176 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.29 Score
BuckNaked3030 45 M
1  Artikel
Husband bring home flowers.   09-02-2020

A husband coming home with a dozen roses for his wife. She says "I guess I you want me to open my legs now." He replies "Don't you have a vase?"


2 Reacties, 25 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.82 Score
Royston912 44 M
3  Artikelen
Penis size   09-02-2020

You know someone once asked how big I was. I replied well I'm only 2"s............ Off the floor


1 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.51 Score
COguy81416 46 M
7  Artikelen
points   04-02-2020

whats the hardest thing on this site? getting


5 Reacties, 38 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,0.92 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Artikelen
Tooth Brush   01-02-2020

How do we know the tooth brush was invented by a Hillbilly ? <br><br> . Because if anyone else had invented it ....it would be a teeth brush


1 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,1.30 Score
TravelingMan524 71 M
17  Artikelen
The difference between a wife & a girlfriend   01-02-2020

Q: What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? <br><br> A: About 40 lbs <br><br> Second A:Girlfriend takes part of your ....If you divorce , wife takes it all


1 Reacties, 53 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,1.00 Score
johnxtcnclouds 53 M
1  Artikel
smoke   28-01-2020

cloudy evening


0 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.51 Score
Another Funny Pic I found.   27-01-2020

hope you get a laugh..


0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.86 Score
Mr and Mrs Frankenstine   27-01-2020

Found this funny


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.16 Score
Shrewdy2 60 M
6  Artikelen
No need to swear!   27-01-2020

What do we want? A cure for Tourette's, When do we want it? 'C**T'!!


1 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,3.35 Score
Rocker5319 61 M
1  Artikel
upset blonde   24-01-2020

sat next a blonde at the bar, she was sobbing , i ask why she was sobbing she said she had 3 sister but her brother had 4!


4 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,1.19 Score
1hornycouple4you 69 S
1  Artikel
girl scouts   24-01-2020

What is the difference between a girl scout and a pigmy? <br><br> A pigmy is a cunning little runt. A girl scout is a running little ?


2 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,2.62 Score
Brad30fun 34 M
2  Artikelen
Points are funny   23-01-2020




0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Wayneb51841 42 M
5  Artikelen
Joke   23-01-2020

Jokingly love points


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.82 Score
Wayneb51841 42 M
5  Artikelen
Joking   23-01-2020

Jokes for points


1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.08 Score
points and a joke   22-01-2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.02 Score
points and a joke   22-01-2020

man and a young girl were playing a card game for or sex....after the man won, the young girl accused him of cheating....he said I want say I did or I didn't, but if a man won't cheat for a piece of ass, he don't want it bad enough


0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
test jokers   22-01-2020

point rewards test


2 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,2.55 Score
bradtfuntimes614 49 M
2  Artikelen
Monday   20-01-2020

Let’s start the week off good. Who has the funny?


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,0.49 Score
coxsic66 47 M
1  Artikel
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm   20-01-2020

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmxxxxxxxxxxx


2 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,0.47 Score
Funchat805 33 M
6  Artikelen
This site   19-01-2020

That’s the joke <br><br> Posting for


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,2.78 Score
hambone52442 30 M
1  Artikel
jimmy and his cat   17-01-2020

At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?” Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’”


1 Reacties, 36 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.48 Score
Ellsfun4311 38 M
7  Artikelen
Points   16-01-2020

Yup, just one of those I need points posts


1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
JESSWAYNE69 53 M
1  Artikel
knock knock   16-01-2020

who is there


0 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,1.39 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Artikelen
Funny   15-01-2020

A man and a woman started have in the middle of a dark forest. After about minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, " too, you've been eating grass for the past minutes!"


2 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,2.30 Score
cave man pussy   15-01-2020

why did cave men drag their women around by their hair? <br><br> they learned the hard what that if they dragged them by their feet that the pussy would fill up with dirt


1 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,2.47 Score
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artikelen
hump day   15-01-2020

double meaning but lets have some funny jokes get over the hump/


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Artikelen
Cards   14-01-2020

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.


0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.01 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Artikelen
Christmas   14-01-2020

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!" Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times. One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her. Little Johnny ran into his room, took ...


3 Reacties, 107 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,3.00 Score
nautical3 61 M
6  Artikelen
Kids these days ;)   14-01-2020

Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."


1 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
tallcool2013 49 M
21  Artikelen
joke toke   13-01-2020

two rabies walk into a bar


1 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,1.86 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
Life is a dick   13-01-2020

But sometimes you just have to suck it up as it comes.


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.93 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
a cock is very similar to a Rubik's Cube   13-01-2020

The more time you spend playing with it the harder it gets.


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.08 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
My old guitar teacher got arrested last week   13-01-2020

He got caught fingering A


0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
Difference between a G-spot and golfball   13-01-2020

A guy will search relentlessly for a golf ball.


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.04 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
Congratulations to the scarecrow for his recent reward   13-01-2020

For being outstanding in his field.


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
Difference between cats and dogs   13-01-2020

A can't get an MRI, but catscan.


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,0.49 Score
TheWolfe84 39 M
6  Artikelen
What do you call a cake made by a prostitute?   13-01-2020

Hoe-made


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artikelen
monday YUCK   13-01-2020

anyone got a good joke to brighten up the day?


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artikelen
Squirting in self defense   11-01-2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


3 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.93 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artikelen
Squirting in self defense   11-01-2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.69 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artikelen
Squirting in self defense   11-01-2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artikelen
Squirting   11-01-2020

can squirting be taught as self defense


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
LonelyInBill 54 V
4  Artikelen
anyone not like pussy?   10-01-2020

I didn't think so. Cum eat mine


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
plano_eli 35 M
7  Artikelen
Fearless Oral   09-01-2020

I love giving oral so much i do it even if there is a risk of dying from a battle axe. They can always say about he's glad he ate her.


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.47 Score
bradfuntymes614 49 M
5  Artikelen
thursday   09-01-2020

Any one got one? lets hear some funny stuff!!


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Artikelen
Knock Knock... Who's there?   09-01-2020

Points!... Points who! Do you have any because I sure dont!


1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.04 Score
loveto_69u 56 M
5  Artikelen
Why did the chicken cross the road?   09-01-2020

Because he wasn't cooked! Ok I just needed ...


1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
SecretxXxFantasy 29 M
1  Artikel
Motivation to lose weight and get fit   08-01-2020

An overweight guy signed up a special training program that guarantees he will lose all of his weight and be fit within a day As he walked in a 3 floor building the trainer told him, in order to complete your training you have to go through 3 stages of training Each floor has its own stage <br><br> The trainer takes the man to the first floor and he finds a room full of naked ...


1 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.61 Score
Who Rules the Sexual World   08-01-2020

Is it just or would a bi guy with a 9" cock that could host not rule the sexual world?


0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.07 Score
Ass Joke   08-01-2020

If someone puts a cock up your ass and you don't feel it, did it happen.


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,2.32 Score
getting some   08-01-2020

Someone accused me of getting some on the side. I said it had been so long I didn't know they had moved it.


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,1.86 Score
what do you call an alligator detective?   08-01-2020

An investi-gator.


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.84 Score
what do you call a pig that does karate?   08-01-2020

A pork Chop


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,1.86 Score
Iwannacthat 56 M
7  Artikelen
First video   07-01-2020

I watched my first porno the other night....damn I was young back thrn!


0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.01 Score
harryfrank1111 43 M
2  Artikelen
this im messanger   07-01-2020

points points points points points points points


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.26 Score
coffeebuddy4u 54 M
1  Artikel
Hunting season   07-01-2020

A father goes hunting for some deer and he nails a beautiful 1o point buck butt does a bad job cleaning the meat when he makes it for dinner. His wife comes by later and says "Dear I was masturbating and I found a pellet." He thinks nothing of it and tell her not to worry about it. Later his daughter comes by says she got horny and found a pellet when she tried to fuck herself. He ...


0 Reacties, 69 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.93 Score
oraldeelite 61 M
5  Artikelen
classic oldie   07-01-2020

Aunt Molly went to her local grocer to buy her favorite summer sausage to serve at the holidays. She served it as usual but her guests complained that it just wasn't very good. The next week back at the shop she asked the butcher what's with the sausage , it just wasn't as good as it had always been. He told her " at this time it was hard to make both ends meat !


1 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,2.59 Score
metrowestfun30 34 M
7  Artikelen
this is my joke for points   06-01-2020

not a joke. just need points


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.19 Score
Mono or stereo?   06-01-2020

For earsex? You like both ears? Or just they should change hetero and homo to monosexual and stereosexual, but audiosex it would pertain better, thanks!


1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,0.75 Score
luv269_UrKitty 56 M
7  Artikelen
Wish I had unlimited points..   06-01-2020

Thats notta joke..


1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.86 Score
luv269_UrKitty 56 M
7  Artikelen
Wish I had unlimited points..   06-01-2020

Thats notta joke..


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Two gay guys   05-01-2020

TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.23 Score
TravelingMan_90 34 M
5  Artikelen
4 the points   05-01-2020

Need the points


1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
what do you call a zebra with no legs   04-01-2020

a Savannah sandwich.


1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,0.93 Score
how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck?   04-01-2020

about 1 or 2 id guess.


3 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.66 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Doctor visit   04-01-2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.53 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Doctor visit   04-01-2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,0.23 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Doctor visit   04-01-2020

Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient, I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating. The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.51 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Jerk off   03-01-2020

What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself? Answer- A tearjerker


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.00 Score
drpassword 37 M
1  Artikel
love jokes   02-01-2020

love being funny! and laughing


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.14 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
the difference between a job and a wife   02-01-2020

What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,0.98 Score
A Joke   02-01-2020

I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved it.


2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,2.09 Score
Timbuktu   01-01-2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.53 Score
Timbuktu   01-01-2020

The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br> Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...


0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.69 Score
Sex Computer   01-01-2020

What’s the difference between a woman and a computer? Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies


1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.66 Score
montrealvegan 20 M
1  Artikel
Why don't vegan girls moan during sex?   31-12-2019

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat gave them such pleasure.


1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Jelly and Jam   31-12-2019

What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br> Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.


2 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.53 Score
bradfuntimes614 49 M
5  Artikelen
last day   31-12-2019

last day of the year who's got a good one?


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
What's Older and Needs a Plumber   31-12-2019

yo momma lol


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.04 Score
lookg4fun4all 65 M
8  Artikelen
Buying a fence   31-12-2019

Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is your size and come back to me and I ...


0 Reacties, 69 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,3.43 Score
nhtoma603617 31 M
6  Artikelen
What’s harder   29-12-2019

Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️


2 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.98 Score
luv2_69urkitty 52 M
5  Artikelen
Jokes?   28-12-2019

I need points and thats no joke


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.86 Score
pussyeater10988 45 M
3  Artikelen
In case of sun burn   27-12-2019

I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns, he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.08 Score
Bryser83 37 M
7  Artikelen
Jokes get chicks   27-12-2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.71 Score
Bryser83 37 M
7  Artikelen
Jokes get chicks   27-12-2019

All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.96 Score
Joker   27-12-2019

Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with one lol


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
bradfuntimes614 49 M
5  Artikelen
de 26th   26-12-2019

oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have them!!!


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
WillBDP999 27 M
2  Artikelen
Points   23-12-2019

Just here for points if anyone wants some too


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,3.17 Score
Brutus540054 33 M
1  Artikel
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas?   23-12-2019

Okay, just jingle my bells


0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,2.32 Score
pussyeater10988 45 M
3  Artikelen
snail buys a car   22-12-2019

So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car, but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S' on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...


1 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,4.04 Score
naughtydeepcock8 36 M
6  Artikelen
This site, does it count as a joke?   21-12-2019

they keep increasing points left and right making it nearly impossible . other options is and they and $240/year ! lol GTFO !!


1 Reacties, 19 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
dreamin414 31 M
1  Artikel
Men are like...   21-12-2019

… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. <br><br> … Blenders. You need one, but you’re not quite sure why. <br><br> … Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <br><br> … Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. <br><br> … Commercials. You ...


0 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,4.32 Score
whos got jokes   20-12-2019

I hear lots of jokes, some are better than others for sure but I haven't heard any jokes about nipples... care to share?


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.82 Score
thefonz224 38 M
4  Artikelen
I like this joke   20-12-2019

A says a , "So, at place?" "!" "Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?" Later on the is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!" The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over ...


0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.37 Score
The things we do for points   20-12-2019

1. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life. <br><br> 2. Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? Because he had very low elf esteem. <br><br> LINKBOARD SELF-IMPROVEMENT BEAUTY CREEPY BOOKS TV + MOVIES Christmas Jokes FUNNYCHRISTMAS 50 Funny, Clean Christmas Jokes That Will Get You In The Holiday Spirit Avatar By Mélanie ...


0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,3.43 Score
WillBDP999 27 M
2  Artikelen
For the points   20-12-2019

Just here for the points, vote so you can get some too lol


1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
xSimplesex 52 M
6  Artikelen
Knock, knock ..   19-12-2019

'Knock, knock', goes the saying ... <br><br> ''s there?', is the proper reply ... <br><br> 'a duck', could be one answer ... <br><br> because no on e ever guesses a duck, that's why!


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.48 Score
oraldeelite 61 M
5  Artikelen
Xmas classic joke   17-12-2019

What is the difference between a snowman & a snow woman? ...


3 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen, 16 Stemmen ,2.69 Score
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artikelen
Spanking   17-12-2019

A Mom finds some BDSM magazines beneath her son’s bed. <br><br> She calls her husband up to the room, shows him, and asks, “What do you think we should do?” <br><br> The Dad frowns and says, “Well, I suppose spanking him is out of the question.”


0 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,2.79 Score
antisocial200 21 M
2  Artikelen
what do you call two guys no arms no legs sitting in the windowsill   16-12-2019

curt and rod


0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
69kittylicr 56 M
6  Artikelen
Knock Knock ... Whos There?   15-12-2019

Points.. Points who.. I need points!


1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.47 Score
xxsomeone2 57 M
1  Artikel
Fired   15-12-2019

Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory? <br><br> <br><br> Because he couldn't concentrate.


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.82 Score
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artikelen
Aging :)   13-12-2019

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
BiggyBee2019 43 M
2  Artikelen
Jealous?   13-12-2019

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost wife in the supermarket. Can you talk for a of minutes?” “Why?” “Because every time I talk a beautiful woman wife appears of nowhere.”


0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen
vbottom91 32 M
1  Artikel
Joke joke joke   13-12-2019

What's a pirates fav letter you think it will be r but it's the c they love


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.94 Score
Wlong124 50 M
3  Artikelen
Just incase   13-12-2019

Incase the joke didnt set in points points points


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,0.34 Score
Wlong124 50 M
3  Artikelen
Seems fitting   13-12-2019

Yes points points points. Its what its all about


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
Murfmurf08 38 M
1  Artikel
Butter   11-12-2019

Wanna here was he joke aboot the butter <br><br> Na ul just spread it😂🤣😂


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.26 Score
points points points points points points points points points points points points.   10-12-2019

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,3.04 Score
need more   10-12-2019

points points points points points points points points points points points points.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,0.86 Score
Jormungandr08 33 M
1  Artikel
Points   10-12-2019

I could use a few.


1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.00 Score
Letsdothis8078 39 S
2  Artikelen
Mall at Christmas   08-12-2019

It's a cute little Christmas Joke Little Johny goes the mall see Santa Cruz. He sits on his lap and Santa says while tapping him on his nose. I bet you want some T-O-Y-S. Little Johny said" no Santa I don't want any toys for Christmas. Well santa looks at him and says " well then I bet you want some C-A-N-D-Y. Little Johny looks at Santa shakes his head and said " no ...


0 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.79 Score
Johnny Sperm   07-12-2019

Johnny Sperm wanted to be the best. Every day he ran everywhere he went. night he did push ups and sit ups! He was buff!!! <br><br> Then the big day came. The whistle blew and he took his mark. The starter said go and he ran like he never ran before. He made into the final tunnel; he was well in the lead. He got almost to the end and he could see what was ahead. ...


0 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,2.79 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artikelen
Hilarious   07-12-2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


3 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen, 22 Stemmen ,3.49 Score
Curious2014z2015 56 M
8  Artikelen
Hilarious   07-12-2019

I asked the wife why she married me. She said "It's 'cos you are so funny". I said, "Oh, I thought it was 'cos I was great in bed". "See" she replied, "You're fuckin hilarious"......


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.47 Score
solice_fred 67 M
3  Artikelen
Standard member   05-12-2019

magazine article


4 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,2.09 Score
soc_solice 32 M
2  Artikelen
Paid member   05-12-2019

magazine article member


1 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.02 Score
Couple2Grow69 39 S
8  Artikelen
You got jokes   05-12-2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.80 Score
Couple2Grow69 39 S
8  Artikelen
You got jokes   05-12-2019

Let me hear some dirty jokes!!!!!!


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.16 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Artikelen
Want to hear the greatest joke?   04-12-2019

...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ...


0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.84 Score
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners   04-12-2019

The lady says, "Come Again!" <br><br> The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."


0 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,4.48 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   04-12-2019

Then it hit me


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.63 Score
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger   04-12-2019

Then it hit me


2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.16 Score
Why are frogs always so happy?   04-12-2019

They eat what ever bugs them


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
What did the penis say to the condom?   04-12-2019

Cover me, I'm going in


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artikelen
what the leopard say to the frog   03-12-2019

hot sauce please. lol


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.77 Score
Goodat8nu69 56 M
5  Artikelen
This insn't a joke   03-12-2019

I really needed the points


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Dr_gonzo_69 36 M
5  Artikelen
Your mom   02-12-2019

Swallow bitch. There's people starving in Africa.


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,0.93 Score
The Way I See It   01-12-2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.66 Score
The Way I See It   01-12-2019

The way I see it, wife swapping isn't as great as I first thought it would be. No matter which was things go, you're still stuck with a wife !


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Artikelen
Fav of blowjobs   01-12-2019

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob.


1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.51 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Artikelen
Why dicks?   01-12-2019

Why did God give men penises? So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.30 Score
Cl17licker 38 M
5  Artikelen
Knock knock   30-11-2019

Points


4 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.82 Score
shikarilauda 32 M
5  Artikelen
Nonveg jokes   30-11-2019

Jokes wow it's a very good topic and I have heard many nonveg jokes which are relll naughty or double meaning jokes and talks.everone do these of conversation really create great humur. And sometimes this willl work on bed as well. As your first night your wife will be really enjoy. And if you wanna woo your friend then it's really work to make your gf


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,0.93 Score
Where it was one time   29-11-2019

Beat it til the end and back


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Artikelen
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?   28-11-2019

Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


2 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.37 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artikelen
when an otter needs personal space   27-11-2019

get otter here.


1 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.51 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artikelen
fish oppinion   27-11-2019

let minnow what you think


1 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artikelen
crab   27-11-2019

why did the crab never share? he was shellfish.


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
gso1987bbc 32 M
5  Artikelen
car animal   27-11-2019

what do you call an animal you keep in your car? a carpet.


1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.25 Score
origami   26-11-2019

I used to work for an origami company. until it folded.


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
air space   26-11-2019

i visited the air and space museum... nothing was there.


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.69 Score
Pleasure_KingXXX 44 M
5  Artikelen
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?   26-11-2019

A Private Tutor


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.12 Score
mount meow   26-11-2019

what do you a pile of kittens a meowntain.


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
dont go mouse   26-11-2019

why was the cat sitting on the computer? to keep an eye on the mouse.


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
aim the shot   26-11-2019

what of a shot was the dead man? He had dead aim.


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
This site is a joke   26-11-2019

Just posting an article to get some points so I can communicate with others!


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.12 Score
funny joke   26-11-2019

So my wife and I were sitting in the lounge last week talking about how we can make some extra cash. Anyway, the idea of prostitution came up and my wife was up for it..... <br><br> She went out last night and when she came home I asked "how much money did you make?" she said £50.50p.... <br><br> I replied £50.50p, thats a strange amount, Who paid you 50pense? ...


0 Reacties, 41 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,3.65 Score
yurikanjo 22 M
0  Artikelen
why does a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog drinking water have in common?   26-11-2019

a wet nose lol.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.47 Score
The Dentist   25-11-2019

The female dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give a man a shot. <br><br> “No way! No needles! I hate needles!” <br><br> The dentist starts to set up the nitrous oxide and the man says, “No way! I can’t do the gas thing. The thought of having a mask on suffocates me!” <br><br> She then asks if would take a pill. <br><br> “No ...


0 Reacties, 44 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.08 Score
Little Johnny Returns   25-11-2019

The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. <br><br> Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.” <br><br> The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br> Sally raised her hand. She said, ...


1 Reacties, 46 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
Are The Best Ice Breaker   25-11-2019

Agree or Disagree?


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.92 Score
Points points points points points points points points points points points   24-11-2019

Points points points points points points points points points points points


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
Goodateatnu69 56 M
5  Artikelen
This point system   24-11-2019

Is a joke!!


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
nol535 26 M
1  Artikel
pickup lines   22-11-2019

girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I together <br><br> hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let me slyther in? <br><br> sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?


1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
sissy_seeks_ownr 42 M
5  Artikelen
this is a joke   21-11-2019

a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands him his ciggy and walks away.


1 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen, 12 Stemmen ,0.15 Score
6Goodat8nu9 56 M
5  Artikelen
This is no joke   21-11-2019

I need points badly!!


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.94 Score
dicappstally 31 M
5  Artikelen
Old but still good   18-11-2019

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"


2 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
A Blonde Joke   18-11-2019

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' <br><br> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...


2 Reacties, 55 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.06 Score
Points   17-11-2019

Just here for points.....


1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.69 Score
Joke   16-11-2019

How do you know the difference between a female frog and a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
A Joke   16-11-2019

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure. <br><br> Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only which resemble men in their behavior? <br><br> Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.' <br><br> Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...


0 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,3.58 Score
A Joke   16-11-2019

I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br> We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br> the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?" <br><br> I replied, "Yes, my erection."


0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.71 Score
WpgBoy204123 36 M
1  Artikel
New Jokes?   15-11-2019

Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.84 Score
oralb252 39 M
1  Artikel
Hi, how are you?   14-11-2019

Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol


0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.00 Score
A joke   14-11-2019

Having to use points


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Knock knock   12-11-2019

Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l


1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.77 Score
A Joke   12-11-2019

My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate. Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.” I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...


1 Reacties, 53 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,3.00 Score
Sexual Relief   11-11-2019

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br> During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...


1 Reacties, 62 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,2.47 Score
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artikelen
fucking   10-11-2019

what is soo funny is in weirdes places


0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,2.14 Score
A Joke   10-11-2019

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...


0 Reacties, 45 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.05 Score
I have a joke   09-11-2019

Wanna hear a dirty joke?


1 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,2.23 Score
My article   09-11-2019

Points


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,2.09 Score
rmlookn4some14 54 S
7  Artikelen
HAHA   06-11-2019

Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly "dark" place when confronted with having to deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation. I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light" on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...


5 Reacties, 56 Bezichtigingen, 21 Stemmen ,1.64 Score
Penis   05-11-2019

What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br> The man.


1 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen, 17 Stemmen ,1.43 Score
points   05-11-2019

points points points points points points points points points points


2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
what did the joke say to the person?   04-11-2019

hey person I am joke.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.92 Score
Johnnybuck24 50 M
3  Artikelen
old testament   04-11-2019

How does Moses make tea? He brews.


2 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,2.14 Score
Johnnybuck24 50 M
3  Artikelen
deserving   04-11-2019

Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br> No menus- you get what you deserve


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.93 Score
Laxatives   03-11-2019

How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br> They both annoy the shit of you.


0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,2.61 Score
A Joke   03-11-2019

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night, she does just that. About a week later, she's back at the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...


0 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,3.78 Score
BBC4fun946 39 M
6  Artikelen
Joke   03-11-2019

Hello BBWMatchMate, ever had that one person you just wanted walk up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...


1 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,0.86 Score
Hxhxn 25 M
4  Artikelen
1+1   03-11-2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Hxhxn 25 M
4  Artikelen
1+1   03-11-2019

有一天~老師問小明"1+1=多少" <br><br> 小明"不知道" <br><br> 老師"回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙" <br><br> 小明"喔喔" <br><br> 回到家-- <br><br> 小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br> 就說"我不知啦!去問你爸" <br><br> ...


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Rubies cube   02-11-2019

What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br> The more you with it, the harder it gets.


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.50 Score
Gardening   02-11-2019

What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br> Getting down with your hoes.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
Boobs   02-11-2019

What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br> If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.79 Score
Lesbian   02-11-2019

What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.09 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Artikelen
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   02-11-2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.86 Score
lifes4living1975 48 M
10  Artikelen
A little humor as we are so close to xmas   02-11-2019

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br> The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
69davidren 55 M
7  Artikelen
Hair   01-11-2019

A realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br> Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.” …. the smiled. <br><br> At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.” Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...


1 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
Hmmmmm   01-11-2019

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.53 Score
A Joke   31-10-2019

I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely naked. <br><br> I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
boredlookingfor 38 M
3  Artikelen
Happy Halloween   31-10-2019

Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month people sleep the least


0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.94 Score
Chutkapyasa1930 33 M
5  Artikelen
Adult Jokes   30-10-2019

So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br> so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried for the same. <br><br> Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people liked it very much. ...


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
Priest   27-10-2019

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? <br><br> A zit will wait you’re before it comes on your .


1 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen, 9 Stemmen ,1.07 Score
Dinosaur   27-10-2019

What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br> Lick-a-lot-o-puss


1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,3.48 Score
Dr Pepper   27-10-2019

Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br> Because she died.


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.28 Score
RobDavenport 61 M
8  Artikelen
Doctor's wife   27-10-2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to wor <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize. <br><br> ...


1 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
RobDavenport 61 M
8  Artikelen
Threesome   27-10-2019

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.


1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.63 Score
A Joke   27-10-2019

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast one morning. <br><br> As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out of the room and went to work. <br><br> A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.63 Score
A Joke   27-10-2019

A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin. She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...


0 Reacties, 32 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artikelen
like to meet   27-10-2019

i like to meet and around and missed around to get to know her funny side first to get her feel like open


1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,1.73 Score
Banana   26-10-2019

What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br> Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,2.53 Score
Mafia   26-10-2019

What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br> slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,1.51 Score
Guitar teacher   26-10-2019

Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br> For fingering a minor.


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,1.47 Score
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Here's the pussy   26-10-2019

Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Here's the pussy   26-10-2019

Best pussy ever


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Here's the pussy   26-10-2019

Best pussy ever


2 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Best pussy ever   26-10-2019

Apparently I can't take a photo


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,2.40 Score
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Best pussy ever   26-10-2019

Apparently I can't take a photo


0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
Its the way i tell em   26-10-2019

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...


0 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,5.20 Score
Best pick up line?   25-10-2019

Comment your best pickup line?


3 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
Santa Claus   25-10-2019

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br> He only comes once a year.


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.16 Score
Used condoms   25-10-2019

What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? <br><br> One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.94 Score
Closed brothel   25-10-2019

What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br> Beat it, we’re closed.


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
Jdawg694u2 44 M
1  Artikel
Dating a midget   25-10-2019

I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha ha


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen
A Joke   25-10-2019

I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and she replied"I told you he was stupid" .


0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,2.86 Score
G-spot   24-10-2019

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball... <br><br> A man will for a golf ball.


1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,0.98 Score
Hmmmm   24-10-2019

So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   24-10-2019

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
What happens when you make it 11 points per chat?   24-10-2019

We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered anymore.


0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen, 0 Stemmen
ski76940 70 M
1  Artikel
Why did the chicken cross...   23-10-2019

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br> To get back to the same side.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,4.50 Score
What is the best snack to eat?   23-10-2019

CUMtwat


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen
How much...   22-10-2019

A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artikelen
Lame joke for points   21-10-2019

Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice? A- To be sure to be sure


0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,0.34 Score
sorry need more points   21-10-2019

points points points points points points points points.


1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,1.69 Score
points points points points points points points points.   21-10-2019

points points points points points points points points.


0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,1.10 Score
A cheesy joke, literally   21-10-2019

Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? <br><br> A. There was nothing left but de Brie.


0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,2.42 Score
Bigdeemikeh2 36 M
9  Artikelen
More points train coming through   20-10-2019

Just need more points. BBWMatchMate, why you gotta be like this?


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,2.49 Score
foundmature121 42 M
10  Artikelen
whores   19-10-2019

some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from you and want to be the biggest whore in here its just pussy thats all to men


1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,0.24 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artikelen
More points   19-10-2019

Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points? A-It was pointless


0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,1.66 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artikelen
How do you know when....   19-10-2019

Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.


0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.84 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artikelen
Must have more points   18-10-2019

Points points points and more importantly, more points because currently pointless


0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,2.45 Score
roko_1970 51 M
9  Artikelen
Must have more points   18-10-2019

Points points points


0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,0.92 Score
points   16-10-2019

we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke


2 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,3.30 Score
And the hits keep rolling on   16-10-2019

The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If you cant shoe the horse, you sure arent fucking riding it"


2 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,2.99 Score
more humour   16-10-2019

An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies. Says the hooker: "Come on, what have we got to lose, we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs 5 times in a row. "Oh ...


1 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,4.22 Score
Yoyo2more 45 M
9  Artikelen
Knock   16-10-2019

Knock knock <br><br> Who's there <br><br> Justin <br><br> Justin Who <br><br> Justin in time to get some points.


2 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,1.51 Score
More Humour   14-10-2019

Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots..... I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home, and since it was a cab, they waved ...


0 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,4.18 Score