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Best pussy ever 26-10-2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Its the way i tell em 26-10-2019
There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist
who insists you tell her what is wrong with you in a room full
of other patients. I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way
this guy handled it. A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and
approached the desk. The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing
the Doctor for today?' 'There's ...
0 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,5.20 Score
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Best pick up line? 25-10-2019
Comment your best pickup line?
3 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score
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Santa Claus 25-10-2019
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? <br><br>
He only comes once a year.
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.16 Score
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Used condoms 25-10-2019
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
<br><br>
One is a Goodyear, the other is a GREAT year.
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.94 Score
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Closed brothel 25-10-2019
What does the sign on a closed brothel say? <br><br>
Beat it, we’re closed.
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,3.70 Score
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Dating a midget 25-10-2019
I once dated a midget. Ya I was just nuts over her. Bah ha ha
ha
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
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A Joke 25-10-2019
I came home from work the other night and caught my wife shagging
a total stranger. I shouted "What the hell do you think you are doing"?and
she replied"I told you he was stupid" .
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score
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G-spot 24-10-2019
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball...
<br><br>
A man will for a golf ball.
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,0.98 Score
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Hmmmm 24-10-2019
So, how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood.
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24-10-2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.45 Score
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What happens when you make it 11 points per chat? 24-10-2019
We slowly loose our patience until we can't be bothered
anymore.
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Why did the chicken cross... 23-10-2019
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? <br><br>
To get back to the same side.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,4.50 Score
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What is the best snack to eat? 23-10-2019
CUMtwat
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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How much... 22-10-2019
A take on ‘how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood’...How many points can a multiorgasmic
lady get if a multiorgasmic lady could get points.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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Lame joke for points 21-10-2019
Q-Why did the Irish lass take the contraceptive pill twice?
A- To be sure to be sure
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,0.34 Score
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sorry need more points 21-10-2019
points points points points points points points points.
1 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.69 Score
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points points points points points points points points. 21-10-2019
points points points points points points points points.
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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A cheesy joke, literally 21-10-2019
Q. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in
France? <br><br>
A. There was nothing left but de Brie.
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score
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More points train coming through 20-10-2019
Just need more points. BBWMatchMate, why you gotta be like this?
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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whores 19-10-2019
some woman here are really whores they ask for all this from
you and want to be the biggest in here its just pussy
thats all to men
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,0.24 Score
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More points 19-10-2019
Q-Have you heard the one about the guy needs more points?
A-It was pointless
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score
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How do you know when.... 19-10-2019
Q-How do you know when your at a gay BBQ? A- When all the sausages taste like shit.
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.84 Score
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Must have more points 18-10-2019
Points points points and more importantly, more points
because currently pointless
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.45 Score
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Must have more points 18-10-2019
Points points points
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score
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points 16-10-2019
we all need points so bad this new IM what a joke
2 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,3.30 Score
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And the hits keep rolling on 16-10-2019
The wife came up me yesterday asking for some for
some new shoes.Of course, i said no and, she went off in
a right huff.Last night, feeling somewhat randy, i cuddled
up her in bed.She said, "You can get stuffed.If
you cant shoe the , you sure arent fucking riding
it"
2 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,2.99 Score
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more humour 16-10-2019
An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a standing
at her door. She asks him: "Granddad, why don't we give it
a try?” "No girl, that is no longer possible for me” he replies.
Says the : "Come on, what have we got to lose,
we can give it a try!?” They both go inside. They undress and then he acts like a young man and performs
5 times in a row. "Oh my ...
1 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,4.22 Score
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Knock 16-10-2019
Knock knock <br><br>
Who's there <br><br>
Justin <br><br>
Justin Who <br><br>
Justin in time to get some points.
2 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.51 Score
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More Humour 14-10-2019
Last night I rode my bike to the bar here in town and I had a
few beers, followed by a few bourbons and a number of shots.....
I still had the sense to know I was over the limit. That's
when I decided to do what I have never done before, I locked
up my bike in a secure place, and I took a cab home. Sure enough, there was a police check point on the way home,
and since it was a cab, they waved ...
0 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,4.18 Score
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