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WALMART 22-09-2020
Things to do at WALMART while your spouse/partner is taking
their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
carts when they aren't looking. 2. Go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&m's
on lay away. 3. Set up a tent in the camping department. 4. When a clerk ask if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"why can't you people just ...
0 Reacties, 83 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,5.20 Score
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Catholic school girls 22-09-2020
A train hits a bus filled with Catholic girls and
they all perish. They r n heaven trying 2 enter the pearly
gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, ' Tami, have
you ever had any contact with a naughty organ? '
She giggles and shyly replies, Well i once touched the head
of one with the tip of my finger. ' He says okay dip the
tip of your finger in the holy water and pass through ...
1 Reacties, 105 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,4.50 Score
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Blond Jokes 22-09-2020
Two blonds standing naked in front of a mirror checking
each other ...the one suddenly says - Hey - you ve got
black hair down there...the other responds with a smile
- You think I am everywhere? <br><br>
<br><br>
<br><br>
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? <br><br>
They went to see "Closed for the ...
0 Reacties, 60 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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Potentially and Realistically 22-09-2020
For a project a went up to his father and
said, >>"Dad, >> the teacher gave us an assignment to determine
the difference >>between >> potentially and realistically. Can you help
me?" >> >> The father thought for a moment, then answered,
"Go ask your >> if >> she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask ...
0 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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Politics explained 22-09-2020
A little goes to his dad and asks, "What is >Politics?" > > >Dad says, "Well , let try to explain it this
>way: > > > I am the head of the family, so The >President. > > > Your is the administrator of the , so >we her the Government. > > > We are here to take care of your needs, so we will > you the People. > > > ...
0 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
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>Guys' Rules 22-09-2020
> At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally, the >guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's
pretty good.) > We always hear "the rules" From the female
side. > > > Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! > Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE! > > > > > > > 1. ...
0 Reacties, 51 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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Your Holiness 22-09-2020
After getting all of the Pope’s luggage loaded into the
limo – and he doesn’t light – the chauffeur
notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse , Your Holiness, ” says the chauffeur,
“Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth, ” says the Pope, “they
never let drive the Vatican, and I’d really like
to drive today.” ...
0 Reacties, 55 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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What Time Is It? 02-09-2020
Adam and his wife were taking a walk in the desert, just outside
a city, to pass time. After having walked a little while,
the couple wanted to check the time, out of curiosity, but
Adam had forgotten his wristwatch back at the hotel. <br><br>
They noticed a frail old man, sitting by his donkey in the
hot sand, about a hundred meters away, and decided to ask
him. "Excuse me sir, ...
2 Reacties, 112 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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O.J. Simpson 26-08-2020
I heard OJ is going to take another stab at marriage!
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.45 Score
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A PUFF ADDER?? 18-08-2020
Someone who farts in the bath then counts the bubbles
!
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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today!? 08-08-2020
knock knock
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0 Stemmen
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What do you call a 07-08-2020
What do you call a Lesbian dinosaur? A Lickasaurous
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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celebration 20-06-2020
I walked into a bar and told the bartender "give ne
5 shots of whiskey". He lined them up, poured them,
and i drank them. He asked me "Celebrating?"
I replied "kind of. First blow job." He smiled
"Congratulations. Let me buy you a beer." I
told him "If 5 shots of whiskey couldnt get the taste
out of my mouth, i dont think a beer is going to ...
1 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,3.92 Score
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work like joke 04-06-2020
work like joke
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0 Stemmen
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What did the fist say to the face 02-06-2020
Pow right on the kisser
1 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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What's the difference between a rock and a dead ? 29-04-2020
You can't fuck a rock, !
1 Reacties, 31 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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Pub 21-04-2020
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a pub
<br><br>
Those were the days.......
0 Reacties, 96 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,4.77 Score
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Addiction 19-04-2020
I used to be addicted to the HOKEY POKEY..............but
I turned myself around.
2 Reacties, 26 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.45 Score
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Deer joke No2 10-04-2020
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?.........Still
no idea....
0 Reacties, 68 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.94 Score
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Physics 07-04-2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks. How much for a beer? The
bartender says...for you, no charge.
3 Reacties, 28 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,4.82 Score
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Physics 07-04-2020
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a beer the
bartender says for you....no charge.
1 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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people in a bar / Club 24-03-2020
in a club / bar / on this site ... ALL people.... LGBT ++ . Straight
. BI. ... Single / married are like shots of alcohol .. <br><br>
. Everyone is looking for the best ... { LICKER } Liqueur .
 >>! happym; happyf;
2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.96 Score
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Ha 23-03-2020
Life is a dick <br><br>
But sometimes you have to suck it up as it cums.
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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When Michael Jackson was alive.... 14-03-2020
Why did Michael Jackson go rushing to the local Walmart?
<br><br>
He heard that Boy's pants were half off!
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,3.43 Score
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parachute school 09-03-2020
a man comes home from army parachute . his friends
all asked if he made and jumps yet and he said sure have. they
asked if it was hard to jump that first time. he said it was very much. said he drifting farther and farther
to the back of the line. then at last it was just him and a giant
of a sgt. he yelled for me to jump and I just stood there shaking.
he then said if I didnt jump he was going ...
4 Reacties, 250 Bezichtigingen,
14 Stemmen
,5.86 Score
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little girls....... 23-02-2020
why do little girls their eyes in the morning? <br><br>
because they dont have balls to scratch
3 Reacties, 43 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,4.10 Score
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I don't think she is laughing... 19-02-2020
I got a laugh out of this..
0 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.16 Score
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How bad 19-02-2020
Yeah it's a trick question lol
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.04 Score
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Storm Dennis 16-02-2020
I wouldn't say it's windy today but my wheelie
bin has been sent for a speed awareness course on Tuesday
2 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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TOO MUCH TO DRINK 13-02-2020
After sitting at the bar all afternoon and drinking way
too much, the bartender told him that he could not serve
him anymore. After a brief rebuttal the man reluctantly
left. A short time later the man came in the back door and
seated himself at the bar. Quickly the bartender came down
and told him, No more for you. I told you that you must leave.
Once more after a brief argument the man left. It ...
5 Reacties, 176 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,4.29 Score
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