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Wish I had unlimited points.. 06-01-2020
Thats notta joke..
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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Two gay guys 05-01-2020
TWo gay guys walking past a funeral home. One guy asks the
the other guy .....want to go in for a cold one?
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.23 Score
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4 the points 05-01-2020
Need the points
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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what do you call a zebra with no legs 04-01-2020
a Savannah sandwich.
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,0.93 Score
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how many fucks can a wood chuck fuck? 04-01-2020
about 1 or 2 id guess.
3 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score
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Doctor visit 04-01-2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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Doctor visit 04-01-2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,0.23 Score
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Doctor visit 04-01-2020
Doctor walks into the office and tells his man patient,
I have some bad news, you are going to have to stop masturbating.
The patient said, I don't understand, Why? Doctor: Because I am trying to examine you.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.51 Score
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Jerk off 03-01-2020
What do you call a man that cries while he pleausures himself?
Answer- A tearjerker
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.00 Score
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love jokes 02-01-2020
love being funny! and laughing
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.14 Score
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the difference between a job and a wife 02-01-2020
What is the difference between a job and a wife? After years, your job still sucks!
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,0.98 Score
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A Joke 02-01-2020
I was accused of getting some on the side. I said it has been
so long since I had any. I didn't know they had moved
it.
2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.09 Score
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Timbuktu 01-01-2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
1 Reacties, 47 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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Timbuktu 01-01-2020
The National Poetry Contest had come down semifinalists:
a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given
a word, then allowed minutes study the word and come
up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were
given was Timbuktu. First recite his poem was the Yale
graduate. He stepped the microphone and said: <br><br>
Slowly across the desert sand Trekked a ...
0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.69 Score
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Sex Computer 01-01-2020
What’s the difference between a woman and a computer?
Computers don’t laugh at 3.5″ floppies
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.66 Score
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Why don't vegan girls moan during sex? 31-12-2019
Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat
gave them such pleasure.
1 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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Jelly and Jam 31-12-2019
What is difference between jelly and jam? <br><br>
Answer: You cant jelly a cock down someone's throat.
2 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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last day 31-12-2019
last day of the year who's got a good one?
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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What's Older and Needs a Plumber 31-12-2019
yo momma lol
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.04 Score
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Buying a fence 31-12-2019
Man walks into a local drugstore and goes up to counter to
ask about condoms. The woman behind the counter was a good
looking woman in her 40's asked him what size? The man
being a rookie, replied, Size? They come in sizes? I am not
sure. The woman said to go out back and you will see a fence with
multiple different size holes. Figure out which hole is
your size and come back to me and I ...
0 Reacties, 69 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.43 Score
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What’s harder 29-12-2019
Lol so what’s harder to get points or pussy 😂😂😂🤦🏿♂️
2 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,3.98 Score
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Jokes? 28-12-2019
I need points and thats no joke
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score
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In case of sun burn 27-12-2019
I was talking a friend of mine and he told he takes viagra
when he has a sun burn. I asked if it help sooth the burns,
he told no, but it keeps the sheets of his thighs.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.08 Score
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Jokes get chicks 27-12-2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.71 Score
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Jokes get chicks 27-12-2019
All girls love a funny guy so starting joking and get screwing
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.96 Score
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Joker 27-12-2019
Isn't the joke that I'm here trying to come up with
one lol
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score
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de 26th 26-12-2019
oo day after xmas, must be some good jokes today. lets have
them!!!
0 Reacties, 2 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score
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Points 23-12-2019
Just here for points if anyone wants some too
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,3.17 Score
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What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus after she asked for a white Christmas? 23-12-2019
Okay, just jingle my bells 
0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.32 Score
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snail buys a car 22-12-2019
So a snail is at a car dealership looking to by a car and the
dealer shows him several models before the snail sees nice
used BMW he likes. Of course the snail barter over price
and the snail finally saids, "Ok I will buy the car,
but on one condition, you need to paint and 'S'
on the doors." Dealer asks, "why do you want
me to paint an "S" on the door?' Snail ...
1 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,4.04 Score
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