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Little Johnny Returns 25-11-2019
The teacher asked the class to use the ‘fascinate’
in a sentence. <br><br>
Molly put up her hand and said “My family went to granddad’s
farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
<br><br>
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use
the word ‘fascinate’, not “fascinating” <br><br>
Sally raised her hand. She said, ...
1 Reacties, 46 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,3.92 Score
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Are The Best Ice Breaker 25-11-2019
Agree or Disagree?
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score
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Points points points points points points points points points points points 24-11-2019
Points points points points points points points points
points points points
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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This point system 24-11-2019
Is a joke!!
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,3.70 Score
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pickup lines 22-11-2019
girl if i was in of the alphabet I'd put u and I
together <br><br>
hey girl how about you open your chamber of secerts and let
me slyther in? <br><br>
sorry i didn't mean to come between you two or did i?
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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this is a joke 21-11-2019
a man walks upto another and says i want your ciggy, he hands
him his ciggy and walks away.
1 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,0.15 Score
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This is no joke 21-11-2019
I need points badly!!
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,2.94 Score
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Old but still good 18-11-2019
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she
earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria,
they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied,
"See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
2 Reacties, 23 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,3.92 Score
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A Blonde Joke 18-11-2019
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar
by mistake... he finds his way to a bar stool and orders a
shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he
yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde
joke?' <br><br>
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. <br><br>
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before ...
2 Reacties, 55 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,4.06 Score
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Points 17-11-2019
Just here for points.....
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,1.69 Score
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Joke 16-11-2019
How do you know the difference between a female frog and
a male frog???.... female frog goes ribit ribit ribit and
a male frog goes rub it rub it rub it.
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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A Joke 16-11-2019
Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.
<br><br>
Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are
the only which resemble men in their behavior?
<br><br>
Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one
of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'
<br><br>
Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure ...
0 Reacties, 42 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
,3.58 Score
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A Joke 16-11-2019
I went to a sex addiction clinic yesterday. <br><br>
We all gathered in a circle and one one each person told
stories of their sordid sexual encounters. <br><br>
the time it got to me, the counsellor asked, "Now
Dave, is there anything you'd like to share with us?"
<br><br>
I replied, "Yes, my erection."
0 Reacties, 21 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.71 Score
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New Jokes? 15-11-2019
Anyone heard any? Seems funny is a thing of the past now
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,1.84 Score
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Hi, how are you? 14-11-2019
Ppppppp points.... pppppp points..... lol
0 Reacties, 8 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.00 Score
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A joke 14-11-2019
Having to use points
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Knock knock 12-11-2019
Knock Knock 's there? Orange Orange ? Orange
you going let Me in so I can Eat you ?!l
1 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.77 Score
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A Joke 12-11-2019
My mate broke his leg so I went see him at home. “How are
you mate?” “Yeah I’m okay. But do me a favour mate.
Go fetch my slippers from upstairs. My feet are freezing.”
I went upstairs and found his gorgeous 19 year old daughters
lying naked on the bed. I said “Your dad’s sent up
here have sex with both of you. They respond “Get away
with ya... Prove it.” I shouted ...
1 Reacties, 53 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,3.00 Score
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Sexual Relief 11-11-2019
A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post
in the Afghanistan Desert. <br><br>
During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a
camel behind the mess tent. He asks the sergeant why the
camel is kept there. The nervous sergeant said, "Well
sir, as you know, there are 50 men here on the post & no
women. And sir, sometimes the men have 'urges'. ...
1 Reacties, 62 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,2.47 Score
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fucking 10-11-2019
what is soo funny is in weirdes places
0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.14 Score
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A Joke 10-11-2019
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer, was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket, went in
to try for the job.: "Okay." The sheriff drawled. "Gomer,
what is 1 and 1?" "." He replied. The sheriff thought to himself. "That's not
what I meant, but he's right. What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" ...
0 Reacties, 45 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.05 Score
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I have a joke 09-11-2019
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
1 Reacties, 16 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,2.23 Score
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My article 09-11-2019
Points
0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,2.09 Score
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HAHA 06-11-2019
Truth is something that seems to elude people when describing
themselves in their profiles. I find it a particularly
"dark" place when confronted with having to
deal with someone's lies, half-truths or misinformation.
I would like to take an opportunity now to shed some "light"
on the topic in this article as a form of advice. **********Be truthful********* How ...
5 Reacties, 56 Bezichtigingen,
21 Stemmen
,1.64 Score
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Penis 05-11-2019
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick? <br><br>
The man.
1 Reacties, 24 Bezichtigingen,
17 Stemmen
,1.43 Score
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points 05-11-2019
points points points points points points points points
points points
2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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what did the joke say to the person? 04-11-2019
hey person I am joke.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.92 Score
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old testament 04-11-2019
How does Moses make tea? He brews.
2 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,2.14 Score
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deserving 04-11-2019
Did you hear about new restaurant named Karma? <br><br>
No menus- you get what you deserve
0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,1.93 Score
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Laxatives 03-11-2019
How is a girlfriend like a laxative? <br><br>
They both annoy the shit of you.
0 Reacties, 13 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,2.61 Score
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