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A Joke 03-11-2019
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband
is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but
warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her
to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner. So that night,
she does just that. About a week later, she's back at
the doctor, and says, "Doc, the pill worked great!
I put it in the potatoes like you said. Not even ...
0 Reacties, 40 Bezichtigingen,
10 Stemmen
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Joke 03-11-2019
Hello BBWMatchMate, ever had that one person you just wanted walk
up and say hey I would love fuck You? Yea ...
1 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
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1+1 03-11-2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
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1+1 03-11-2019
有一天～老師問小明＂１＋１＝多少＂
<br><br>
小明＂不知道＂ <br><br>
老師＂回家問家人˙˙明天再告訴我˙˙＂
<br><br>
小明＂喔喔＂ <br><br>
回到家-- <br><br>
小明先去問媽媽˙˙媽媽在炒菜 <br><br>
就說＂我不知啦！去問你爸＂ <br><br> ...
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Rubies cube 02-11-2019
What do a penis and Rubik’s cubes have in common? <br><br>
The more you with it, the harder it gets.
0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,1.50 Score
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Gardening 02-11-2019
What’s the best part of gardening? <br><br>
Getting down with your hoes.
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,2.49 Score
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Boobs 02-11-2019
What does saggy boob say the other saggy boob? <br><br>
If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re
nuts.
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.79 Score
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Lesbian 02-11-2019
What do they call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,1.09 Score
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 02-11-2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,2.86 Score
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A little humor as we are so close to xmas 02-11-2019
A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,
“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” <br><br>
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman
goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts
are like melons, round and firm. In her s and 40s, they
are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they
are like onions.” “Onions?” the asks. “Yes. ...
0 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,2.42 Score
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Hair 01-11-2019
A realized that she had grown hair between her legs.
She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. <br><br>
Her mom calmly said, “That part where the hair has grown
is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair.”
…. the smiled. <br><br>
At dinner, she told her sister, “ monkey has grown hair.”
Her sister smiled and said, “That’s nothing, ...
1 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.81 Score
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Hmmmmm 01-11-2019
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,0.53 Score
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A Joke 31-10-2019
I scared the postwoman today by going to the door completely
naked. <br><br>
I'm not sure what scared her more, my naked body or the
fact that I knew where she lived. 😊...
0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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Happy Halloween 31-10-2019
Dose anyone know how to fix a broken pumpkin?? Or what month
people sleep the least
0 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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Adult Jokes 30-10-2019
So adult jokes are very good you can create humour and take
attention of groups. sometime in adult jokes are have more then one catogories
as some are very adult and some are very light <br><br>
so up to you or your groups what exactly your groups requried
for the same. <br><br>
Adult jokes with pics are very interesting and many people
liked it very much. ...
0 Reacties, 4 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,1.10 Score
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Priest 27-10-2019
What’s the difference between a catholic priest and
a zit? <br><br>
A zit will wait you’re before it comes on
your .
1 Reacties, 17 Bezichtigingen,
9 Stemmen
,1.07 Score
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Dinosaur 27-10-2019
What do you a lesbian dinosaur? <br><br>
Lick-a-lot-o-puss
1 Reacties, 10 Bezichtigingen,
8 Stemmen
,3.48 Score
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Dr Pepper 27-10-2019
Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? <br><br>
Because she died.
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.28 Score
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Doctor's wife 27-10-2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to wor <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided call his wife apologize.
<br><br> ...
1 Reacties, 52 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,3.92 Score
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Threesome 27-10-2019
My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which
of her friends I would choose. Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
1 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.63 Score
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A Joke 27-10-2019
A doctor and his wife were having a big argument over breakfast
one morning. <br><br>
As things got heated, the doctor shouted at his wife, “You
aren’t so good in bed either!” and then he stormed out
of the room and went to work. <br><br>
A couple of hours later he was feeling guilty about what
he’d said so he decided to his wife to apologise . ...
0 Reacties, 11 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
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A Joke 27-10-2019
A girl about to be married confessed to her close friend that she was not, as her fiance thought, a virgin.
She asked her friend what to do. "No Problem, " said the friend, had just
finished watching an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie. "Just buy a piece of raw liver and shove it up inside you. It will make you tight and he will never know the difference." The girl followed this ...
0 Reacties, 32 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
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like to meet 27-10-2019
i like to meet and around and missed around to get to
know her funny side first to get her feel like open
1 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,1.73 Score
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Banana 26-10-2019
What did the banana say the vibrator? <br><br>
Why are you shaking, she’s going to eat me!
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,2.53 Score
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Mafia 26-10-2019
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common <br><br>
slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.
0 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,1.51 Score
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Guitar teacher 26-10-2019
Why was the guitar teacher fired? <br><br>
For fingering a minor.
0 Reacties, 3 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,1.47 Score
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Here's the pussy 26-10-2019
Best pussy ever , couldn't ask for more
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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Here's the pussy 26-10-2019
Best pussy ever
0 Reacties, 0 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Here's the pussy 26-10-2019
Best pussy ever
2 Reacties, 5 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
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Best pussy ever 26-10-2019
Apparently I can't take a photo
0 Reacties, 1 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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