READ - I am pretty, intelligent, normal, sane, successful, clean, safe, discreet and extremely direct. Try not to take it personally, because what Im writing isnt about you - its about who I am and what I am looking for. I am not interested in anything other than clean, safe, mind blowing sex. I am on AFF because sex is important and I do not have time to date. Does not mean I am not super picky and you should be too. Please read what I am looking for, it is not going to change. Best of luck on the site to each of you.

My Ideal Person Read this. Please no one over 44. No.one.over.44. Read it again. Please no flakes, or time wasters. I really dont have time for bullshit, so please do not bring it. This includes anyone I may have hooked up with before who can’t move on. Turn the page. I am also not here to cam, flirt, cybersex etc - I do real life. I do not host. That means you need to be able to host. I live in East Mesa so if you are far away it is a hard no. I, respectfully, do not want to know you personally, other than the things I care about to hook up. That would be what you look like, what your dick is like, and if you practice safe sex. You should have GREAT hygiene AND grooming, be cool and laid back, free of disease and super respectful. Dudes should be WELL endowed. And like in real life, not your fictional online measurement. Well endowed means girth AND length. Being on here has convinced me rulers are not universal or some of yall are not measuring the top. Please do not estimate your size. If you claim you never measured it, which is absurd, then we are not a match. Please know if you lie about who you are or your size, I will not hook up with you out of pity. So keep it moving. Super tall boys preferred. **** Please, please, please stop writing me if you do not meet the above. Also, I get asked about 50-75 times a day if someone can eat my ass or pussy. It is cool and all but it is also not why I am here. Please stop writing me without pics. You and your dick should be on your profile or just send them to me. I have no interest in conversing without those things. Lastly, I am not here to entertain you. So no, I wont send you pictures when you don’t meet the above, or cam with you and get you off, or chat for the heck of it. I do not have time, I’m sorry. I have been clear, so please be respectful of both our time. If my directness bothers you, check your ego and recognize no matter what I put here my inbox is a dumpster fire. At any given time I have approx 1300 unreads in my inbox. The experience on here as a woman is different from yours So, being clear is really important. I am very nice person, I know that, and anyone who knows me knows that. I honestly do not care if strangers on BBWMatchMate do. If you don’t meet the above, I really wish you well on the site. There is someone for everyone.