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Introduction
Time to change my profile. I had sent the following to someone and since I am lazy, I thought I would use this for awhile. In my short time on this site I have have looked at a number of profiles and I have made some observations, some of them might even be true! The first one is that the AFF system is very poor if you want to send emails or chat online with someone. The second is that surprise, surprise they are usually interested in fantasies, scenarios or situations that are not the norm for them. For the ladies i see a lot of desire for tall (nope), dark (nope), handsome (depends on their eyesight), and HUGE(in my dreams). I'm not sure how many of them find what they want but a lot of men will take any opportunity for sex. My ideal would be Halle Barry or Charlize Theron, but I am pretty sure that my chances there are limited. Lol but somehow even without them I am able to still live an enjoyable life. The other observation is it is very hard to write something that could possibly be interesting to whom you are writing to based on a paragraph or two of what they wrote.
But I can put together a somewhat coherent sentence (unless my IPad autocorrect changes misspelled words into something else). I also am quick witted and able to mock myself and others. I enjoy observing people and making up stories that have no basis in fact. I have a disposition that seems to attract friends or people who would like to be my friend. Heck I enjoy my company why shouldn't everybody else! I can be brilliant at times or a functional idiot at other times who wonders how I find my way home at night. I'm not s deep thinker, but have a vast knowledge of useless trivia. People seem to think I'm smart because they always seem to ask me questions. But my s have learned that if I don't know the answer that I probably will make up an answer that sounds convincing. I am very sarcastic, and pretty low key and get along with most people. While I'm not tall dark and handsome, give me some time and my perality can sneak up on women.
Of course like the majority of people on this site I do enjoy an erotic adventure. I am a straight male at least nothing to this point in my life has convinced me I'm not. I do like women a lot! I like women of a variety of shapes and sizes, I can usually find something about them that I like. With that said I have been in a MFM threesome before. The fun thing about threesomes is that you never really know going in what you are going to get and the directions they might take. And unlike team sports everyone seems to win. It is one sport that I don't mind receiving a participation award from!
My Ideal Person Someone that makes me laugh and keeps me interested. Is willing to respond in sentences and not words. Give me something to work with!
My Ideal Person Someone that makes me laugh and keeps me interested. Is willing to respond in sentences and not words. Give me something to work with!
Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
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Looking For: Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | October 3, 1962 |
Relocate?: | No |
Marital Status: | Prefer not to say |
Height: | 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm |
Body Type: | Athletic |
Smoking: | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Engineer |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Protestant |
Have Children: | Yes. We do not live together. |
Want Children: | Happy with what I have |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average |
Circumcised: | Yes |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Short |
Eye Color: | Green |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |