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jimbo844 59 M 26  Artikelen	Alzheimer's has its advantages   07-11-2015 Bill, 85, married Sue, a lovely 25 year old . . . Since her new husband is so old, Sue decides that after their wedding she and Bill should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Sue prepares herself for bed and the ... 1 Reacties, 82 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,5.43 Score
jimbo844 59 M 26  Artikelen	When you are over seventy, who gives a shit.   07-11-2015 I was standing at the bar one night, minding my own business. This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my ass and said, "You're kind of cute you gotta phone number?" I said, "Yea you gotta pen?" She said "Yea", I got a pen". I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you". Cost me 6 stitches. When you are over seventy . . . who gives a shit. ... 3 Reacties, 61 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,5.33 Score
jimbo844 59 M 26  Artikelen	Lost Wallet   07-11-2015 A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border. "May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet, " replied the guy. "Sure buddy, I hear that every day. ... 0 Reacties, 60 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,3.80 Score
jimbo844 59 M 26  Artikelen	luv-va Jay-sus   07-11-2015 Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to New York. The weather ahead is good, so we should have an uneventful flight. So, sit back, relax, and ... OH MY GOD!" Silence followed ... Some moments later, the captain came ... 1 Reacties, 61 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.57 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	good side effects!   06-11-2015 If I was a man and had an erection lasting longer than four hours at my age. I wouldn't call a doctor. I would call and >>! everybody I know! 3 Reacties, 35 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,5.33 Score
discreetmale618 63 M 2  Artikelen	Blonde   06-11-2015 Blonde picks up her blouse from dry cleaners. Checks to see if spot was removed when leaving the clerk says come again the blonde replies. No it was mustard this time! 2 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,4.50 Score
MissShowMe 54 T 3  Artikelen	Amish cock fights   05-11-2015 Why do Amish men almost always loose in a cock fight? It takes them too long to get their pants unbuttoned. 0 Reacties, 15 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,3.47 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	cooks!   04-11-2015 A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet. Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next home visit, she went to the kitchen, where her mother was busying herself stirring stew with a wooden spoon. Rather nervously, she explained to her that she had realized she was gay. Without ... 3 Reacties, 107 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,5.60 Score
sassylicious33 33 V 1  Artikel	sex partners   04-11-2015 Funny sex jokes - sex partners A doctor asks a patient while examining her: - How many sex partners did you have? - 5 or 6, don't remember exactly.. - Hmm, not that many... - Yes, that wasn't the most successful weekend.. 1 Reacties, 48 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,3.92 Score
hellofrd01 42 V 5  Artikelen	Admiring   02-11-2015 After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husbang's cock. Husband : Why? Want to have sex again? Wife : No dear, I just admiring your cock, I used to have one before! 2 Reacties, 18 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,5.39 Score
hellofrd01 42 V 5  Artikelen	Admiring   02-11-2015 After sex, a newly wed wife kept fondling her husband's cock. Husband : Why? Want to have sex again? Wife : No dear, I just admiring your cock, I used to have one before! 1 Reacties, 7 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
hellofrd01 42 V 5  Artikelen	Still a Virgin   02-11-2015 Newly Wed girl tells her mom that her husband is still a virgin Mom : How do you know dear? Girl: Last night, when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover.. 0 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,5.20 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	genius!!!   31-10-2015 A young Arkie goes off to college. Half way through the semester, having foolishly squandered all of his money on his girlfriend, he calls home. "Dad, " he says, "You won't believe what modern education is developing! They actually have a program here at Hendrix that will teach our dog, Ole' Blue how to talk!" "That's amazing, " his Dad says. "How do I get Ole' Blue in that ... 1 Reacties, 100 Bezichtigingen, 14 Stemmen ,6.34 Score
MissShowMe 54 T 3  Artikelen	Witches & brooms   31-10-2015 Why don't witches wear panty hose? They will slide off the broom if they do. 0 Reacties, 12 Bezichtigingen, 2 Stemmen ,3.81 Score
MissShowMe 54 T 3  Artikelen	What?   29-10-2015 What is the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a with diarrhea? The oyster shucks between fits! 0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,5.00 Score
MissShowMe 54 T 3  Artikelen	Peanut buttter/ Jackass   26-10-2015 What do you get when you cross a peanut butter sandwhich with a jackass? A piece of ass that sticks to the roof of your mouth. 0 Reacties, 6 Bezichtigingen, 1 Stemmen ,3.70 Score
Vraag me om een foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artikelen	Life expectancy   25-10-2015 A woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.   While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"   God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."   Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, some implants and a tummy tuck. She ... 2 Reacties, 128 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.80 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	are you a lesbian too?   22-10-2015 A cowboy walks into a bar and sits down and orders a beer. A few minutes later a beautiful blond walks in and sits down next to him. She looks him over and says are you a real Cowboy ? To which he responds, why yes I am. I ride horses, break wild horses, rope cattle, wrestle steers, I do it all. Yes I'm a real cowboy. He smile and pleased with himself, asks her what she is ? To which she ... 3 Reacties, 119 Bezichtigingen, 13 Stemmen ,4.15 Score
Vraag me om een foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artikelen	A RIDE IN THE TAXI   21-10-2015 A woman and her twelve-year-old were riding in a taxi. It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under awnings.    "Mom, " said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"  "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work, " she replied.    The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell him the Truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex ... 2 Reacties, 169 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,4.58 Score
Lucypeach 41 T 2  Artikelen	Off the Rails   21-10-2015 Dave a longtime railway signal man from California decides to apply for a senior job advertised in neighbouring Nevada.Having received his invitation to travel to Reno for the interview he arrives to find the usual rivalvry between the two States is very much ongoing and as he waits alongside the two other applicants for the job he realises he is up against it as both of the others are native to ... 0 Reacties, 89 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,4.80 Score
Vraag me om een foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artikelen	The Biology Exam   20-10-2015 Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: 1) It is perfect formula for the . 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) ... 1 Reacties, 129 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,5.10 Score
Lucypeach 41 T 2  Artikelen	Keep Truckin   20-10-2015 a sad looking woman drives her truck into the front car park of a seedy roadhouse in Alabama. Parking up she saunters inside to order her lunch and instantly catches the raucous attention of a gang of bikers. Minding her own business she settles down in a corner of the joint and starts to eat her food but the gang members sidle over and start to goad her; firstly one picks her burger up and ... 2 Reacties, 131 Bezichtigingen, 8 Stemmen ,4.64 Score
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artikelen	At the Old Folks Home   19-10-2015 80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference. The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments. Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway, with nothing on but her robe. She runs into the 1st men's room, a 90 yr. old, and whips open her robe and sez; 'Sup-er SEX!' The old dude drools & rolls over. She runs into an 80 guy's room: opens robe 'Supp...er ... 1 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen, 3 Stemmen ,4.41 Score
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artikelen	At the Old Folks Home   19-10-2015 80 yr. old woman complains of malaise and general indifference. The young Doctor prescribes massive hormone treatments. Three nights later the old gal is running down the hallway, with nothing on but her robe. She runs into the 1st men's room, a 90 yr. old, and whips open her robe and sez; 'Sup-er SEX!' The old dude drools & rolls over. She runs into an 80 guy's room: opens robe 'Supp...er ... 2 Reacties, 72 Bezichtigingen, 5 Stemmen ,3.47 Score
rm_NOPoet30 67 M 47  Artikelen	Silver Lining 2   19-10-2015 Lynda turns to Lucy and sez: 'Oh TY so very much! Pay back really is a freaken bitch!' 1 Reacties, 36 Bezichtigingen, 4 Stemmen ,3.25 Score
JeanMichel69er 43 M 1  Artikel	Devoted Service   19-10-2015 Two women get together at the bar, and they spend the night drinking and having a good time. On their way home early in the morning, they begin to pass a cemetary and the one woman says to the other who is driving, "pull over, I have to use the bathroom!" They both enter the cemetary, grab a headstone and do their business, when one says to the other, "I don't have anything to wipe with!" The ... 4 Reacties, 81 Bezichtigingen, 7 Stemmen ,4.06 Score
Vraag me om een foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artikelen	BIRTH CONTROL FOR GRANDMA   17-10-2015 The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her life finally retired.  At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he realized Grandma had a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH ... 2 Reacties, 170 Bezichtigingen, 11 Stemmen ,5.04 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	smart ass!!!   17-10-2015 My small grandson wandered off from me at a shopping mall. A uniformed security guard approached him and asked if he was lost? He told the guard he had lost his grand dad. The security guard asked him, "What's he Like?" The small tyke replied, "Royal Crown Bourbon and big breasted women!" 3 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen, 6 Stemmen ,5.93 Score
wickedcat2006 49 V 145  Artikelen	take note guys!!!   17-10-2015 FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, $200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. 3 Reacties, 34 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,5.38 Score
Vraag me om een foto af86retired2 70 M 290  Artikelen	An Impatient Man   16-10-2015 A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."   Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."   ... 2 Reacties, 138 Bezichtigingen, 10 Stemmen ,6.37 Score